Blog #7 - Let's Play Catch-Up...

So I know it's been a minute since I blogged and lemme tell you, I feel like shit about it. Who knew that blogging could release so much shit inside of you and make your head feel so much less groggy? So, anywho, here goes:

A LOT of my friends are having kids or already have kids. I think I need to stay away from the water that these heffalumps are drinking. But then, part of me wonders if I'd be a good mom. Like, do I have that mommy-gene. Sometimes I see myself holding a baby and I think I'd be a good mom, but I always told myself that I want to be married before I have kids. BUT...by the current look of things, my eggs might dry up before I even find someone I like, let alone want to marry and who wants to marry me. That's pure fuckery, yo. Pure, unadulterated fuckery. It's also kind of a slightly depressing thought. Here they are, moving on with their lives, being parents and shit and I'm just single...and partying. Not that I mind the partying, but there are some times when I just want to lay up under my boyfriend and watch movies or go on a double date and stuff. But, I hereby digress...lol.

So now I'm currently sick. I think I have pinkeye in both of my eyes AND a sore throat, which is SO not baller. But, luckily I have a doctor's appointment for tonight. Watch her say that I have SARS or something. That would be just my luck. I know it. On another note and going back to the first paragraph...morning sickness must be a BEYOTCH. You can have that one...lol. But back to being sick. I don't know whether I want to be hot or cold. I turn the air on and in about 20 minutes I'm freezing. I turn it off and in like 3 minutes I'm hot. WTF is goings on...lol.

I just singlehandedly destroyed my work pants. Apparently there was a blue Sharpie pen in the pocket of one of my pants and BAM...EXPLOSION! My dryer is blue. I tried to clean it up as best I could, but I think that was an epic fail today. I definitely got blue ink on one of my work pants, but lucky the pen didn't damage anything else like it could have. That would have been beast.

So, I went to the doctor today because I thought I had pinkeye and strep. Turns out, I have a beast ass viral infection that is clogging all my shit up: eyes, nose, throat. Apparently, I'm supposed to wait everything out and flush it all out with Natural Tears, Robitussin, Mucinex and fluids. BEASTMODE, man. Pure beastmode...as my eyes itch. If everything clears up and my eyes don't, then I have to go back. It's SO HARD to try and not scratch my eyes. I want to rub them sooooo badly; it's the worst feeling ever right now...aside from my throat. That is beastmode too. Not a fan whatsoever.

So, onto another topic - I had this friend from back in the day that I lost contact with and I randomly saw him at a club that he was working at (he's a DJ). Said hey and all that good jazz and he intro'd me to his girl. Cool beans. Saw him the next week, sans girl and he didn't wanna give me a hug because "streets are watching". Seriously? I've known you since I was like 6 and you can't give me a hug because your girl is insecure? Word? That's what's hot in the streets? Okay. Got it. I didn't say anything to him when I left the bar and when I walked past the big ass window, out of my peripheral, I saw him look at me and I just looked at him and sort of just shook my head. I can't stand people like that. Just because you have a girl or man doesn't mean that you just stop showing love to those you were cool with from back in the day. Especially if we've been cool for over 15 years. Grow a pair of nuts and then come talk to me. Until then, I have made it my mission to just not acknowledge his presence ever in life.

I think that's everything that I needed to update the world on...lol.

Until the next time!